Getting there
The logistics truth: fly into Sharm (85-90 km, 1-1.5 hours), pre-book a car through your accommodation for around EGP 600 or take an East Delta/Go Bus seat for USD 8-16; the airport rank quotes double.
Do not rent a car to 'commute to Blue Lagoon'. Getting there means a taxi to the Blue Hole (EGP 80-100), a gate fee of roughly USD 25 in crisp, undamaged cash, a 20-minute speedboat (~EGP 175 pp return) and a pickup (~EGP 100 group) - or a direct boat from Assalah at EGP 250-300 pp that reportedly skips the gate. The gate reportedly shuts around 16:30-17:00. That is a trip, not a commute.
Where to stay
Best bases: town (Masbat/Mashraba) for food, scene and ATMs with a 500 m walk to the lagoon; the hotel zone on the lagoon itself - Tirana with Harry Nass's 40-kite fleet - if you want AC, a pool and zero-metre access; or Bedouin huts at Blue Lagoon at EGP 150-200 a night, cash, no booking, no power, no signal.
Power and internet
Egypt's blackout era is over - no scheduled load-shedding for 2025 or 2026 - so the power problem is not the grid, it is that Blue Lagoon has no mains at all.
WE Telecom is both the only fixed line in town (~28.5/4.5 Mbps measured) and the operator locals say holds signal furthest north; Starlink is not licensed in Egypt, so there is no fallback. Bundle prices exclude 30% tax.
Drones and medical
Drones are a Ministry of Defence matter and are confiscated at customs, often permanently.
Medical reality: Dahab Medical Care Hospital (Mashraba St, 069 364 2517) runs 24/7 emergency, anything serious goes 85-90 km to Sharm, and the DAN chamber is in Sharm el-Mina. No ATM, pharmacy or clinic exists north of town.
When to come
The decisions: pick your spot before you book a bed, because the accommodation choice locks the kiting. Pick your month by heat tolerance, not by wind - June and September are the compromise.
Check a tide chart and a lunar calendar alongside a wind forecast. Bring 9 m and 12 m (add a 7 m for summer), booties, no board leash.
And decide whether you can spend three or more consecutive nights off-grid at Blue Lagoon - if you cannot, ride the town lagoon and accept that at low tide, mid-morning, you are sharing it with the schools.